Holy [email protected]#! What on God’s green earth is this hot mess?! Rapper Buck 22 and Billy Ray Cyrus team up to release a hip-hop “sequel” to Cyrus’ 1992 hit song “Achy Breaky Heart” and call it “Achy Breaky 2“. And why make a sequel you may ask? I have no f-ing clue! But it shouldn’t have ever happened. Not only is the song absolute garbage, but if it weren’t for the hot alien women twerking around in their barely there underwear and visible under boob, I would have stopped watching it right away (Hey, what can I say? I’m a dude).
The video starts out with Larry King — yes, Larry King — saying that he has reports of a UFO flying around at speeds of 35,000 mph. Instantly, you get the feeling that if you continue to watch, you’ll most certainly regret it. It’s evident that Billy’s train wreck of a daughter, Miley, without a doubt negatively influenced her father on this one. I mean, somewhere in this utter nonsense there was a “wrecking ball” reference from Billy…
The rap begins with Buck 22 answering the question: “How did this happen?” in which he replies with the lyrics “It happened ’cause I happened to meet up with Billy Cyrus. It happened because I rang the alarm and broke the silence. It happened because I’m sipping on that good Kentucky whiskey. It happened because I’d rather be lucky… than good.”
With those lyrics, the “buck” should stop here. In fact, it shouldn’t have ever even happened. These lyrics are so bad, I can only think to sum up my thoughts in a Billy Madison movie reference:
“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
See this horrific video here and see for yourself (drops mic):