Another week, another set of tweets deemed #UnforTWEETable!
I’d be lying if I said I knew a thing about soccer but but the Olympics make me cheer on sports I’ve never even heard of so… GO USA!!!
— David Adam Byrnes (@davidadambyrnes) June 26, 2014
Dear #irs I filed an extension this year but unfortunately my hard drive just crashed. Won’t be able to pay you now. Cool? Thx! Next time!
— John Rich (@johnrich) June 23, 2014
My baby just woke from a nap and his breath smells like cake batter. #nowiwantacupcake
— Jennifer Nettles (@JenniferNettles) June 14, 2014
Some dude on the plane just sneezed so loud, That I almost head butted the chair in front of me I was so startled…
— Brett Eldredge (@bretteldredge) June 23, 2014
Friendly note to those in the masseuse field: Saw your talons down before touching people. #ouch
— KACEY MUSGRAVES (@KaceyMusgraves) June 23, 2014
Don’t know if the retractable cord on the iron has ever snapped back and got ya, but I’m warning you it wasn’t fun.
— SUNNY SWEENEY (@GettinSweenered) June 22, 2014
there is a legit market for legit testicle selling. I could get 50 to 70k for 1. Im going to need to think on this.
— Bobby Bones (@mrBobbyBones) June 24, 2014
I’m not white enough to pretend to care about soccer!
— Benton Blount (@bentonblount) June 17, 2014
U.S.beat Ghana? Don’t know much about Ghana. Some college pals of mine ran around with a girl named Rhea from Ghana. Or something like that.
— Brad Paisley (@BradPaisley) June 17, 2014
Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. #TwoStoryThoughts
— Two Story Road (@twostoryroad) June 15, 2014
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